I've always found there to be something a little sinister in lawn or outside decorations after Christmas.  Once they've been through the hustle and bustle, the wear and tear of Christmas, they are just sort of hanging around until someone comes along and packs them up in a box. They become little Rorschach tests dotted around Woodhaven - as you drive or walk past, take a look at them.  What do you see? 

These two below look just like how I felt on New Year's morning.  Hungover.  Tired.  Wanting to be left alone.  Saying over and over, "I'm never going to do that again!"

The end of the holiday season was too much for this little snowman.  But at least he went out smiling!

This guy's not deflated, but he does look like he got a little mugged.  One eye is missing and one arm torn off - somebody call a cop!

This guy looks deflated and afraid, doesn't he?  Relax, buddy, it'll all get better next December.

This Santa's barely hanging on!  Don't let go!

We think this was Snoopy, piloting his Sopwith Camel.  Looks like he crashed.

Quick!  Get that depressed doggie a Scooby Snack! 

Looks like the parachute failed.

Two down and three scared witnesses.

It must have been one hell of a party!

Looks like Frosty's Hat has lost its magic!  C'mon Frosty -- Happy Birthday!

Um, guys... a little help here?

It's not often you see a guy that red get the blues so bad.

Quick, call CSI -- we got a double-homicide!

A-ha!  I think we've identified the main suspect!  Caught in the act!

Happy New Year to everyone from Woodhaven!  May your 2014 be healthy and happy!

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Photos by Joey Wendell